Diane Keaton sometimes feels bad about her neck. As she explains in Б,Б she also occasionally feels bad about her self-described thin hair, the downward slope of her eyes and various other physical features that have begun to crinkle or buckle because of the ruthlessness of time. But Diane Keaton refuses to feel bad about one very important thing: wearing turtlenecks. БTurtlenecks are particularly underrated,Б she writes in her second memoir, a candid but rambling treatise on aging and beauty. БBuy one. I dare you. Б. Б. Turtlenecks cushion, shield, and insulate a person from harm. Б A few sentences later, however, she cautions: БIf it turns out that you begin to wear turtlenecks as often as I do, and youБre my age, and youБre not Cary Grant, you will run the risk of receiving a fair amount of criticism. Б
As the flag bearer for the necktie-and-bowler-hat style she pioneered in Б Б (1977), Keaton clearly knows that her appearance elicits strong opinions. (The Oscar-winner recalls the moment when she realized sheБd come in fifth in an online list of БTop 10 Female Celebrities Who Are Ugly No Matter What Hollywood Says.
Б) The fact that sheБs subject to more public scrutiny than most ladies in their late 60s Б you know, the ones who havenБt previously dated Warren Beatty or Al Pacino Б may make her insecurities more pronounced, but it doesnБt make them less relatable. Any woman of a certain age will likely see reflections of her own self-doubt in the critical lashings to which Keaton subjects herself in these pages, lashings that seem extra-unnecessary considering how luminous the Б Б star remains. But even if they relate to KeatonБs struggles, those female readers of a certain age still may feel disappointed by this book, which meanders through too many apropos-of-nothing anecdotes while offering too little in the way of genuine insight. БLetБs Just Say It WasnБt PrettyБ could have been a cogent commentary on aging from the perspective of someone fighting a Hollywood system that marginalizes maturity.
Instead, itБs an often too-flighty series of essays that la-di-das its way toward obvious conclusions, like the fact that attractiveness comes in many forms and colors, or that Бwhile smiling is lovely. Б. Б. laughing is beautiful. Б That may be true, but itБs also something most people knew before they opened KeatonБs book. Keaton deserves praise and a few feminist fist bumps for having the guts to address subjects that most women, famous or not, prefer to sweep under the nearest area rug, from female baldness to fear of death to the inability to discuss such matters with colleagues. БSometimes I wish I could talk to my contemporaries about how theyБre grappling with their senior years,Б she writes. БDo they wake up every morning and, like me, look in the mirror with a big sigh? Do they? Do they ask themselves what old age is for?
I do. Б That Keaton is asking those questions so publicly is admirable. But in the actressБs well-intentioned but ultimately trifling attempt to come up with meaningful answers, she falls short in a way that even the highest, thickest turtleneck canБt hide. Chaney is a pop culture writer who contributes frequently to The Washington Post. Does anyone know why her neck is in hiding? I don\’t think I have ever seen it! Most of her movies she either wears turtle necks, high neck collars on her coats or ridiculous scarfs. In fact the previews for her new movie show her in a house (non winter from the looks of outside) with a HUGE (easily 2 feet wide) orange scarf wrapped multiple times around her. They seriously go out of the way to cover her neck as part of her wardrobe. I know she wasn\’t like this in her earlier acting days since I just watched Father of the Bride. I can only think of that one show (and part 2) though. Why does she not show it? Does she even have one?